I know recently I haven’t really
posted much on here apart from movie reviews but I’ve kept my Facebook up to date with some
random stuff…I now have found a few moments so I thought I’d share them with
you here also…
So here are some cute Nosgoth
inspired silly cartoons…
Alchemist...
Deceiver...
Hunter...
Prophet...
Reaver...
Scout...
Sentinel...
Summoner...
Tyrant...
Vanguard...
So this is what was planned, them all together...
Humans...
Vampires...
You make Tyrant cry
Safety First...
You can choose only one...who would you take home?
In the Heart of the Sea
(12A)
– what’s it about? The story of Moby Dick…
This
was a mystery showing at the cinema so I didn’t know what to expect, I probably
would have seen it anyway though. I was a bit omg about the whole whaling
thing, it upset me quite a bit and I was definitely rooting for the whales
rather than the hoomans in this one. That said though it was an interesting
take on the story, the characters were pretty good, parts were pretty eeeeewwww
but overall it was a good watch.
Rating:
JJJ
O
Star Wars: The Force
Awakens (12A)
– what’s it about? The First Order have picked up where the Empire left off and
are on a quest for galactic domination.
A
lot of people bitched about I, II & III as they weren’t Star Warsie enough
and were just generally pile of wank, so I was a bit worried about this one but
I have to say I was impressed. It had the same style of IV, V, VI the feeling
and the way it was shot was spot on to give it that classic Star Wars feel…and
people are now complaining its just the same as them…make your minds up people!
Heh. Yes there were a few bits that I thought yep that’s like the same but
generally it was a very Star Warsie movie…if you like Star Wars there’s
probably no doubt you’ll love this. Ok and I think I managed to do all that
without spoilers!
Rating:
JJJJ O
Men in Black 3 (DVD – PG) – what’s it about?
Boris the Animal goes back in time to try to change the future…
Another
MIB movie and another barrel of amusing alien humour and general antics,
usually after a few films a series starts to get a little weaker, though with
MIB (like some others) they manage to keep up the concept and the quality of
the film. Yes it has its meh moments and things that have been done a little
before but that’s what happens in sequels, though they have managed to keep
this pretty fresh, it still has some great moments that’ll make you lol. It’s
definitely another fun filled movie!
Rating:
JJJ
O
Starship Rising (DVD –
15) –
what’s it about? When a warship capable of destroying a planet is ordered to
destroy earth its crew rebel…
There
is good sci-fi, there is bad sci-fi then there is good bad sci-fi, sadly this
one falls into second category – bad sci-fi. Its concept was interesting and it
could have been amazing but sadly the movie just lacked in general so that was
lost, it had potential. The space scenes and graphics were ok, it was sadly the
BMX, paintball and snorkelling costumes that made it a bit laughable, I could
forgive that if the acting and script immersed me in the story and I lost myself
in the worlds but sadly that didn’t happen…so much hope, lost, and please don’t
get me started on the ending!
The Good Dinosaur (PG) – what’s it about? A
young dinosaur gets separated from his family and has to find his way home…
This
isn’t one of Pizxar’s greatest movies but it’s still good, there isn’t much for
adults as it’s very much a kid’s movie, that said though it was a really lovely
story, basically like Finding Nemo but with dinosaurs. It’s worth curling up on
the couch with your family to watch!
Rating:
JJJ
O
Sisters (15) – what’s it about? Two
sisters return to their family home after news their parents have decided to
sell it…
Ok
I thought this was going to be a big pile of crap, how the hell could they make
a movie about this, come on, really! Though…I actually quite enjoyed it, it had
its funny moments, even though it’s a girlie film it’s not overly girlie,
though it’s probably one you’d watch with your mates, with some wine and ice
cream.
Rating:
JJJ
Meet the Fockers (DVD –
12A) –
what’s it about? The sequel to Meet the Parents, with time getting closer to
their wedding it’s time for the two sets of parents to meet.
If
you liked Meet the Parents then you’ll probably enjoy this one as its all along
the same lines, though personally I don’t think its as funny but it’s still got
some classic lol moments in it.
Rating:
JJJ
Real Steel (DVD – 12A) – what’s it about? A
boy is reunited with his father and together they enter some robot fighting
competitions.
This
is a family movie, it’s got a good storyline and action in the way of the robot
fights, I actually really enjoyed it. I was pleasantly surprised that it
actually had a good storyline which was nice, yeah definitely check it out J
Rating:
JJJJ
Universal Soldier: The Return
(DVD – 18) –
what’s it about? The Unisol program is getting shut down and the soldiers
aren’t too happy about it.
I
kinda had a bit of high hopes for this one, being that Universal Soldier was a
good movie but after this I came away feeling meh. I was a little bored to tell
you the truth in it, yes the action was good but I don’t know it just felt a
little lacking…
Rating:
JJ O
Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
(DVD – 12) –
what’s it about? Sinbad must save the princess from her evil captor.
It
was great to see a movie with model monsters rather than everything being
super-animated, that said the budget on this one was pretty low but it actually
worked really well. It’s kinda one of those B movies that turned out to be
pleasantly surprising. If you like your monsters old school and your acting a
little interesting then you’ll love this one!
Rating:
JJJ
Men in Black 2 (DVD –
PG) –
what’s it about? Jay must get Kay to come back and help him save the planet
from destruction.
The
sequel to MIB! If you’ve seen it you kinda have an idea of what to expect,
aliens, humour, some action and of course a bit of plot. This is another great
one that is worth watching or re-watching just for the fun factor, as you can’t
beat some alien shenanigans.
I know recently I haven’t really posted much on here apart from movie reviews but I’ve kept my Facebook up to date with some random stuff…I now have found a few moments so I thought I’d share them with you here also… Here's some random fandom silly cartoons from me to you...
I know recently I haven’t really posted much on here apart from movie reviews but I’ve kept my Facebook up to date with some random stuff…I now have found a few moments so I thought I’d share them with you here also…
So here are some cute Legacy of Kain inspired silly cartoons…
Young Kain: I has pointy face
Elder Kain: I need a smaller throne
Raziel I only wants some trousers....
Janos is happy as he's finally figured out how to sit down with freaking wings!
